In Honor of Universal Studios' Hostel Attraction, 5 Other Suggested Rides Based On Horror Films

Earlier on Thursday, Variety reported that Eli Roth is designing a Hostel-themed maze for Universal Studios Hollywood’s “Halloween Horror Nights” theme park franchise. Because what parents don’t want to lead their kids into a labyrinthian torture factory where other humans are seemingly being slaughtered for sport against a backdrop of sexually suggestive imagery? In honor of this cuckoo bananas development, Movieline has brainstormed five other amusement park attractions based on horror films that seem just as appropriate. Wes Craven’s Last House on the Left Adventure The ride: Avenge your daughter’s rape and murder in this spectacular new choose-your-own-adventure attraction from the minds behind the 1973 horror classic. You and your family will have the chance to wind your way through a dark maze and fend off rapists, serial killers, psychopaths, sadists, peeping toms and avoid murder. But, be careful — if you choose the wrong path, you could end up experiencing a fate worse than Mari’s. What you’ll say: “I didn’t even faint… once!” Piranha Log Flume… in 3-D! The ride: Come face to face with Richard Dreyfuss and Elisabeth Shue in the world’s most gripping piranha attack-themed amusement park 3D ride. This wet and wild attraction combines the imagination of Alexandre Aja (director of Piranha) with the latest in technology to create a multi-sensory attraction that takes 3-D prehistoric man-eating fish to the next level. What you’ll say: “Crazy fantastic! Jerry O’Connell’s severed penis was in my face.” Texas Chainsaw Massacre Dinner Theater The Ride: Your worst nightmares will come true as you sit down for a three-course dinner with Sally Hardesty (bound and gagged for authenticity), the corpse of Franklin Hardesty, “Grandpa” and a few other fear-loving amusement park goers. Dine on a candle lit table constructed of “human” bones and make conversation with the proprietor, all while enjoying the cannibalism-inspired menu and staying on the lookout for Leatherface, always lurking nearby. Texas Chainsaw Massacre Dinner Theater powers through new amusement park territory with an intoxicating blend of theater, fake remains and classic horror characters carrying power tools. Tip your waitresses. What you’ll say: “Once I stopped screaming, I ordered the fish sticks.” Revenge of Antichrist The Ride: Lars von Trier’s “grotesque masterpiece” comes to life in this nightmarish thrill ride that whips you through the deepest parts of Universal’s Subconscious (a new wing of the park) while acorns, ticks and self-disemboweling foxes fling themselves at passengers from all directions. Masks and earplugs will be offered to any visitor uncomfortable with images of masturbation, bloody ejaculate, sexual violence and/or the sound of Lars von Trier’s voice. It will change you… FOREVER. What you’ll say: “Fun reigns!” The Great Human Centipede Escape 4-D The Ride: If you dare, face the heart-pounding thrills of escaping a psychotic surgeon in life-like horror. Each centipede car catapults at speeds of up to 60 miles per hour in virtual darkness as you race past other mouth-to-anus attached victims, phantom three-dogs and terrified tourists as the crazed Dr. Heiter tries to catch up and conjoin another “human” to your cart. After exiting Heiter’s dungeon, you’ll emerge into a 3-D theater where special effects and the miracle of Centipede-vision glasses bring the experience to life. You’ll see, hear and actually feel the action as moving seats, blood, wind and other special effects put you right in this middle of this torture porn adventure. Terrifying for all ages. What you’ll say: “100% medically exciting.” · ‘Hostel’ takeover set for U theme park [Variety]

Inbetweeners Creators Join Big Screen

Plus film scorer Clint Mansell!Two new exciting additions to Empire Presents.... BIG SCREEN to report to tell you about. Virtuoso scorer Clint Mansell and the creators of The Inbetweeners, Damon Beesley and Iain Morris, have joined next month's movie jamboree at The O2. What's not to like? It's the men who gave the world the 'bus wanker' and the 'briefcase mong' talking about Will, Neil, Simon and Jay's feature-length outing; and Mansell, the musician behind some of the best movie scores of recent years, including Moon and Black Swan, making a rare public appearance. One for Poppies too, that. Here's the info in full:. 'In Conversation with... Clint Mansell' - Sunday 14. 00-14. 45, Cineworld 3. Taking a break from scoring the Margaret Thatcher biopic The Iron Lady, Clint Mansell will discuss his career to date, including scores as diverse as Breck Eisner's Sahara and Duncan Jones' Moon and his five film collaboration with Darren Aronofsky including Requiem For A Dream, The Fountain and, most recently, Black Swan. This is a rare chance to hear from one of Hollywood's most exciting, sought-after composers. 'Writing The Inbetweeners' - Friday, 16. 15-17. 00, Cineworld 2. Damon Beesley and Iain Morris, creators and writers of The Inbetweeners, will reveal the inside story of the hit teen TV show and this summer's transition to the big screen. A must for any fwend of the show or wannabe screenwriter. Tickets from £10 plus booking fee. Head over to the BIG SCREEN website to book.

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_Genre: Mystery | Sci-Fi | Thriller_ An action thriller centered on a
soldier who wakes up in the body of an unknown man and discovers he's
part of a mission to find the bomber of a Chicago commuter train.

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_Genre: Action | Adventure | Fantasy_
*IMDB Info* [1] The prequel story traces the origins of the
centuries-old blood feud between the aristocratic vampires and their
onetime slaves, the Lycans. In the Dark Ages, a young Lycan named
Lucian emerges as a powerful leader who rallies the werewolves to rise
up against Viktor, the cruel vampire king who has enslaved them.
Lucian is joined by his secret lover, Sonja, in his battle against the
Vampire army and his struggle for Lycan freedom.

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Genre: Drama A close look behind the scenes, between late March and
mid-October, 2008: we follow Richard Fuld's benighted attempt to save
Lehman Brothers; conversations among Hank Paulson (the Secretary of
the Treasury), Ben Bernanke (chair of the Federal Reserve), and Tim
Geithner (president of the New York Fed) as they seek a private
solution for Lehman's; and, back-channel negotiations among Paulson,
Warren Buffet, investment bankers, a British regulator, and members of
Congress as almost all work to save the U.S. economy.

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